Celestia dimwitt Part IV

Celestia Dimwitt

PART IV

Twilight Sparkle and the others were still at the throne room with Celestia. The princess’ behavior had changed after Luna had frightened her. She was flapping her wings while running around the room with a paper bag over her head and holding some papers as she made silly sounds.

“Hey! I ordered you to change us back to normal!” Luna commanded her sister.

“You got mail, you got mail.” Celestia said to Twilight while ignoring her sister.

Pinkie Pine observed the scene in silence. She looked at the crossed eye expression of Celestia then she noticed the papers Celestia was offering Twilight and looked at the tray of muffins the princess had baked and now where on the floor.

“Oh, my hair looks beautiful.” Celestia stated.

“That’s it!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed. “I know what’s happening to princess Celestia!”

Twilight and Luna looked at Pinkie as she cleared her throat. “Cranky Doodle Donkey and Sir Lintsalot are plotting against the princes with help of Applejohn from Fillydelphia with a plan called the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness Machination; with the purpose of kidnapping Princess Celestia and replacing her with a mindless drone using Zecora’s third aunt’s zombie spell with the motive of taking over the production of blue carrots of equestrian and use them as guided missiles to defeat the army of Kingdom Horse.”

The room went completely silent as they looked at Pinkie Pie. Only the sound of Celestia munching over the muffins broke the silence. Luna raised an eyebrow as Twilight Sparkle facehooved.

“What? It was either that or the princess exchanged minds with some one dumb.” Pinkie replied upset.

“I’m a princess! Are you a princess too?” Celestia asked Twilight as she spited pieces of muffins over Twy’s face.

“Foolish sister; we all are princess!” Luna added.

The door of the throne room opened and Heliodor entered while dragging Raven. “I demand seeing Princess Celestia!”

“I am Princess Celestia.” Celestia said while devouring the muffins.

Heliodor got free from Raven’s grasp and ran toward Celestia. “Thank Cadence I can finally meet you. Your subjects and this self proclaimed princess have been stopping me from meeting with you, your majesty.”

“Spectacular!” Celestia utters.

“Err… what I mean is that I have an important matter to discuss with you. It’s about the treaty…” Heliodor continued while whispering to Celestia.  “Can we discuss this privately?”

“I will light the way.” Princess Celestia replies and she took Heliodor to the kitchen.

“MHHPPHH!” Raven exclaimed to Twilight as the strings of magic bubble gum stretched between her teeth.

“I don’t know what else to do…” Twilight Sparkle exclaimed worried.

At that moment a Pegasus entered by the window flapping her wings and bouncing all over the place. The grey flying pony landed over the big rug at the center of the room, but trips down face first. Moments later she stood up, showing her cross-eyed expression.

“Look, its Ditzy Doo!” Pinkie exclaimed.

“Oh my, how on earth this poor creature can see with these eyes?” Ditzy Doo exclaimed as her eyes rolled in opposite directions. “Twilight, are you there?”

“Yes I’m here, Ditzy.” The alicorn responded surprised.

“I finally found you! I need your help, Princess Twilight.” The grey Pegasus exclaimed. “I’m princess Celestia, my mind and Ditzy’s had been body swapped by Discord!”

“What?!” Twilingt, and Luna exclaimed while Raven eyes go wider.

“HA! I was right!” Pinkie Pie said triumphant. “Wow, I really did it?”

“Princess Twilight, we need to bring my body here so you could cast a spell to turn us back to normal!” Ditzy Doo told the purple alicorn.

“I can’t… I don’t know which spell to use, I need to read my spell books.” Twilight hesitate.

“Dear Twilight, true magic can’t be found only in books. It takes more than just knowledge and that magic resides here, in your heart.” The princess trapped in Ditzy’s body tells her. “You already proved that to me, when you were able to create new magic. Something special that only a true princess can achieve, let the true magic in your heart flow out and save the day. I have all my trust in you, Princess Twilight.”

“You can do it, Twilight!” Pinkie cheered up her friend.

The door of the kitchen slammed open and Heliodor came out screaming in panic as a burst of muffins were fired from the inside of the kitchen. The Crystal Empire vizier docked and took cover behind a chair as the muffins continued to fly all over the room.

After the running out of muffins, Celestia exited the kitchen and exclaimed “Oh, my hair looks beautiful.”

Then Pinkie Pie called the attention of the enchanted princess. “Hey, Celestia! Did I heard right? Do you like muffins?”

Pinkie Pie started singing the Muffins Musical. Princess Celestia started jumping all excited. Ditzy Doo found a muffin near her front leg and after making sure no pony was looking at her, she munched it. Pinkie Pie while singing signaled Twilight winking and she prepared.

“I hope this works.” Twilight sighed and levitated as her horn shined.

Celestia and Ditzy Doo got engulfed by the purple glow of Twilight’s magic. The expression of the purple princess reflected her effort to maintain the spell on. After anguish moments, the spell is completed. Twilight fought to remain standing.

Celestia’s smile made Twilight felt relieved. Quickly, Princess Celestia turned back Luna to normal and made the bubblegum disappear from Raven’s mouth. As the princess fixed everything, Heliodor peeked from behind the chair as Princess Celestia walked toward him.

“What is going on in here?” Heliodor said scared.

“Good morning, Vizier Heliodor. I found some mistakes on the treaty and I wanted to discuss them with you as soon as possible. You probably will have a lot of questions and I can explain to you everything while having tea?” Celestia told the Crystal Empire visitor.

“No muffins?” Heliodor asked worried.

“Of course not, please follow me.” Celestia smiled.

Celestia explained the cause of her erratic behavior to the Crystal Empire Vizier. In minutes, the throne room was impeccable. Raven and Ditzy Doo were attending the guest while the three princesses worked on the documents. Heliodor enjoyed a cup of tea and a pie Pinkie had baked for him.

“I had already found the error on the treaty. That’s what I was working on all night, but I couldn’t find a solution. The problem was both kingdoms claim sovereignty over the Horseshoe Springs, this part of the territory which is beneficial for both kingdoms and I couldn’t divide it for legal reasons.” Celestia told the others.

“We can’t cede this part of the land. It would bring misery to the farmers of the area.” Luna complied.

“In the other hand, if we don’t give it. The settlers of the Crystal Empire will suffer penuries. A difficult situation indeed it is!” Twilight added.

“You both are correct. It was when I was trapped in Ditzy Doo’s body. I came up with the solution. We will make it a mutual zone for both kingdoms that way all the locals will be able to benefit from the water needed for their lands.” Princess Celestia proclaimed.

Minutes later, Heliodor was reading the corrected documents. “It is a brilliant solution, your highness! In the name of the Princess Cadence and the Crystal Empire, we accept the terms of the new agreement!”

“It seems this big mess is now solved.” Princess Twilight stated as they bid farewell to the Vizier.

“Not everything yet…” Princess Celestia replied as she forced a smile.

Many miles away, Discord was at a beach in an island of the Mare-muda Triangle. The islanders ran in panic as a hurricane was about to hit the island. Discord was relaxed, sitting in his beach chair with a Pina colada on his hand.

“Marvelous, just marvelous chaos and I didn’t had to do anything.” Discord exclaimed as he fixed his sunglasses and took a sip of his drink.

Then Discord just disappeared from his chair. Moments later he reappears in a big white empty room. Discord took off his sunglasses and saw hundreds of copies of Fluttershy looking at him angry.

“Oh, dear…” Discord exclaimed as he placed back on his glasses and shrugged.


The end.